• Cranberry Sauce, Chronic & Cousins – Holiday Apparel
  • Cranberry Sauce, Chronic & Cousins – Holiday Apparel
  • Cranberry Sauce, Chronic & Cousins – Holiday Apparel
  • Cranberry Sauce, Chronic & Cousins – Holiday Apparel

Cranberry Sauce, Chronic & Cousins – Holiday Apparel

$24.99
$24.99
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Bring a little humor to the holidays with this vintage-style “Girl Shut Up and Pass the Damn Ham” hoodie!


Perfect for family dinners, Friendsgiving, or anyone who loves a good laugh, this cozy hoodie combines retro charm with modern comfort.

The design features a shiny glazed ham topped with pineapple rings and cherries, printed in a nostalgic mid-century art style on a soft Gildan Hoodie.
It’s the perfect conversation starter — warm, funny, and unapologetically bold.

✨ Features:

  • Soft, midweight fleece or T-Shirt

  • Unisex fit — true to size

  • Professionally printed vintage ham design

🎁 Perfect For:

  • Holiday dinners and cookouts

  • Funny food-themed gifts

  • Thanksgiving or Christmas family outfits

  • Party hosts & foodies

📦 Shipping & Pickup:

  • Available for local pickup or nationwide shipping

  • Ships to U.S. and Canada

  • Processing time: 3–5 business days